After two seasons of Jersey Shore, every cast member has been in a bar brawl, fallen in love, had a run-in with the police, stormed off the set, gotten funny-drunk, and/or hooked up with at least one housemate. How can the show possibly get any crazier? Funny you should ask, because we have the extended Season 3 trailer here -- and the new season is going to be off the wall! Watch it now:
So obviously, there are a few changes this season. First of all, the gang is actually back in Jersey, after spending the winter in Miami for Season 2. They also have an actual Jersey girl on board for the first time: Deena Cortese, a good friend of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, is replacing the much-loathed drama queen Angelina Pivarnick. In the trailer, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola describes Deena as "four feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki." Which is good, because we could all use a little more Snooki. (In fact, Snooki is the only cast member we'd actually want two of!)
From the two minutes of footage in the trailer, this may actually be the most eventful season yet: we see Jenni "J-Woww" Farley breaking into her own house after a bad break-up, Sammi getting violent with the housemates (and possibly leaving the show?), Ronnie Magro having some sort of intimate medical exam, Deena getting naked for no reason, and finally, Snooki's arrest for public drunkenness (which, now that we've seen her standing on the boardwalk and asking "Where the f*** is the beach?", is actually pretty hilarious). And we don't even know what kind of trouble Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and "DJ" Pauly DelVecchio got into.
In the words of Vinny Guadagnino, "The dynamic definitely has changed. It's not one big happy family anymore." But really, how unhappy can they be when they get paid millions of dollars to live rent-free on the beach? We say, bring on the drama!
Jersey Shore Season 3 premieres on January 6th.
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